Lame Joke

PCK style sex theory

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? siao ah ! blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy :Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

Haha! I got this frm the email Zhi Xiang sent to me.

So i decided to post it here to make people laugh.

Although it`s a little lame,

it did make me laugh! =D

Lols.

I`m outta Guan Yue liaos.

I`m no longer in dizi le.

Guess which instrument am i playin now? =D

Come`on..jus guess..

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I`m in TanBo Yue now!

Playin the pipa.

Sweet hor? =)

Dizi too many ppl liao.

More than 10.

My fren and i haf no experience.

So we`ll not be able to take part in SYF nxt yr.

Of cos i chose to gif up rite?

Nvm..pipa is equally nice.

but it`s DARN HARD larhs!

It`s the REVERSE of guzheng!

The zhi3 jia4 of pipa is worn ON the nail itself.

And the method of playin is totally OPPOSITE.

i`m tryin to get used to it.

haha.

My birthday * 17 more days!

-feL*